The Self-employed Employer



Get Your Own Home Business on yourown-home-business.org. The Self-employed Employer topic will increase your understanding on Your Own Home Business. We at yourown-home-business.org only provide news, articles, information in Your Own Home Business. Your Own Home Business at yourown-home-business.org provides the most up to date news and articles. If you have questions please do not hesitate to contact us.

Summary:
The Self-employed Employer
By David Leonhardt

It's that time of year again, when all Canadians rush to their mailboxes, their corner stores or their neighbor's houses to read the latest edition of Maclean's Magazine.

For those who don't know it, Maclean's is the Canadian equivalent of Time or Newsweek, and the time of year is the annual Top 100 Employers report ' the employers who issue more than just a paycheck (although right now a paycheck would be quite a treat!)

Being the frugal shopper that I am, I shunned the mailbox and the corner store ' no loss, we don't have a corner store in this hamlet ' and headed right over to my neighbor's log cabin high up on the summit of Mount Okabingbong.

'OK, Happy Guy, what now?' came his usual warm greeting.
Article:
The Self-employed Employer
By David Leonhardt

It's that time of year again, when all Canadians rush to their mailboxes, their corner stores or their neighbor's houses to read the latest edition of Maclean's Magazine.

For those who don't know it, Maclean's is the Canadian equivalent of Time or Newsweek, and the time of year is the pictorial Top 100 Employers report – the employers who issue more than just a paycheck (although right now a paycheck would be quite a treat!)

Being the frugal shopper that I am, I shunned the mailbox and the corner store – no loss, we don't have a corner store in this hamlet – and headed right over to my neighbor's log hut high up on the summit of Mount Okabingbong.

'OK, Happy Guy, what now?' came his usual warm greeting. 'No, wait. Let me guess. It's the Maclean's 100 Top Employers edition, right?'

'Right.'

'And you want to bearing rein if your employer is on the list this year, right?' he continued.

'Right.'

'And you'll be disappointed that your employer didn't make it on the list, again, right?' he asked.

'Right. Oh...'

'Happy Guy, you are a self-employed hermit. You don't have an employer,' Mountain Neighbor said.

'Yes I do. Me. I am my employer, and a mighty good one at that.'

'What makes you think you would be good enough to qualify?' he asked.

'It says right here that they want employers who don't just to woo the best employees, but work to keep them.'

'If I were you, I would just fire all your employees,' Mountain Neighbor remarked.

I ignored the sarcasm. 'Look at what makes these guys a top employer. They have an on-site fitness facility. Well, I exercise on-site, too.'

'So you do,' he agreed.

'And this employer offers a profit-sharing plan. Well, I do that.'

'But don't you have to make a profit first to have a profit-sharing plan?' Mountain Neighbor asked.

'Pish, posh. The plan is in place. All I need now are profits to share.'

'Pish, posh?' he asked.

'Look, this employer offers on-site daycare.'

'So it does,' he noted.

'I offer onsite daycare...with a monitor so that I can hear my kids cry and I can leave my desk to find out for myself exactly how it feels to have pickle juice spilled all over me in the middle of a workday.'

'That assuredly is a fit few companies would think to offer,' Mountain Neighbor agreed.

'When you work in your pajamas, spills are easy to manage. Let's see Amex or Procter & Gamble match that!'

'I suspect you've outflanked them on fashion,' Mountain Neighbor admitted.

'This one has opportunities in England, Japan and South Africa. Well I work in Australia, England, Florida, Minnesota, New York, California and all over the place.'

'You mean, you optimize websites from all over the place,' he pointed out.

'Look at this employer. They have an on-site all-you-can-eat coffee-house and a rooftop patio.'

'So?' Mountain Neighbor asked.

'Well, I have a 24-hour dog wagon that makes everything to order, and I sometimes even have a wife spoil me with Betty. Yum.'

'I guess you missed out on the rooftop patio,' he observed.

'Oooh...do you think that's why I didn't make the list this year?'

'Actually, most of these employers offer four weeks vacation, or more, and many of them offer all sorts of other leaves and paid sabbaticals. You don't give yourself more than three weeks a year,' he pointed out.

'Yes, I suppose that could be a problem.'

'Slave driver,' he admonished.

'So do you think that if I take more vacations and swell a rooftop patio, I should be able to hang on to my best employees?'

'I don't know...' Mountain Neighbor shrugged. 'But if you can't do it, nobody can.'



Tax Reduction Toolkit. - How Any Small Business Owner or Self-Employed Person Can Save Thousands In Taxes.

Article Index: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 61 | 62 | 63 | 64 | 65 | 66 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70 | 71 | 72 | 73 | 74 | 75 | 76 | 77 | 78 | 79 | 80 | 81 | 82 | 83 | 84 | 85 | 86 | 87 | 88 | 89 | 90 | 91 | 92 | 93 | 94 | 95 | 96 | 97 | 98 | 99 | 100


Advice
Home Business
Technology
Online Advertising
Motivational
Internet Marketing
SEO Help
Online Games
Science Articles
Happiness

More Articles:


1. Work at Home Business Ideas
Summary: You could make money in web design, internet marketing, search engine optimization, or some other specialty.Some lawyers have combined their legal experience with theirlove of the Internet and specialized in intellectual property and computer law.For further information and resources about consulting, visit: http://www.yenommarketinginc.com/consulting.html2. WebmasteringA webmaster is a an internet specialist reponsible for all aspects o…

2. For Those Who Are Really Sick Of Their Jobs Working For Others
Summary:Copyright ' 2005 John Woon (Sung-Liang Woon) http://www.johnwoon.com Short description Majority of people are trapped in the rat race having jobs working for others but do not know how to get out. Tips are given that are designed for professional business working from home. If you're given a choice of making $500 as a one-time payment OR getting only $100 but paid this amount every month for 20 years if not for life, which would you ch…

3. Day Trading - The Ultimate Work-From-Home Job?
Summary: Full time Nasdaq trader Harvey Walsh wondered just that, and now he asks 'Is day trading the ultimate work from home job'?We've probably all had the same thought at some time or another, as we trudge off towards another day at work ' the same work we've been doing day in day out for years ' 'surely there has to be a better way?' Slaving away to make somebody else rich just doesn't seem right somehow, but what alternative? No, I knew ther…

4. Can You Really Make Money Online?
Summary: Can You Really Make Money Online?By Denise Hall (C) 2003The internet is a vast world of information, productsand services for everything imaginable. First, find a service or product that interests YOU.If you believe in what you are doing it will bereflected in your business promotions. Most have spent less than$50 to start their businesses and between $20 and $50monthly for advertising. However, most of us alsouse safelists and/or newsgr…